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the only thing more tragic than this "sexy" golfer lingerie/costume is the beyond lacklustre copy selling it. what a missed opportunity! is there a more deafening sound that of a dirty golf pun unspoken?

unofficial re-write challenge starts now! let me get you started:

"get ready for the hottest FOREplay of your life...."

GO!

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On April 3rd, 2010 08:29 am (UTC), originalenid commented:
He'll go from putter to five iron when he sees you on the green in this...
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On April 3rd, 2010 03:08 pm (UTC), sparkymonster replied:
HEH!

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On April 4th, 2010 07:31 pm (UTC), meestagoat commented:
You are totally right, but "Fore" is the limit of my golf vocabulary and you already claimed it!
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On April 8th, 2010 12:51 am (UTC), eunice_eunice replied:
indulge your kinks on the links
he'll do a double bogey in his pants when he sees his new 'Sugar Caddy'

he'll be replacing your divot all night

he's going to shoot 10 over par tonight

This caddy won't mind if he hooks it into the rough



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